Project: The Purple Iceberg
Date: 12/06/2023
Subject: Anomalous iceberg captured by Mcdonald's from Arctic Ocean
Report:
The following document summarizes the findings of the research team sent by IceX, an exploration company that conducts expeditions and research in extreme environments, to investigate the mysterious iceberg that was discovered in the Arctic Ocean by a group of their explorers, not all of this info was collected by IceX as some info sent was from Mcdonald's. The iceberg, henceforth referred to as ‘The Purple Iceberg’, was extracted from the ocean and transported to a nearby facility for further analysis.The Purple Iceberg appears to be an ordinary iceberg, consisting of frozen water with a purple coloration. The Purple Iceberg has a smooth and shiny surface, and it is about the size of a football field. The Purple Iceberg has no markings or labels that indicate its origin or purpose.The Purple Iceberg is anomalous and potentially dangerous. It is not made of ice at all. It is made of a strange substance that resembles plastic or rubber. It is flexible and elastic, and it has a faint smell of grapes. It also has some markings on it that look like letters or symbols.The Purple Iceberg was created by McDonald’s, a fast food company, as part of their new product: Grimace Shake. It is a delicious frozen treat that they planned to launch soon in their restaurants worldwide, especially for Grimace’s birthday.They decided to steal the purple iceberg from IceX and use it for their own benefit. They lowered a giant claw that grabbed the purple iceberg and lifted it into the air. The IceX team barely managed to get out of the way before the claw crushed them.They heard a voice coming from the helicopter’s speaker. It said: “Sorry for taking your discovery, but we need it more than you do. This is our secret ingredient for our new Grimace Shake. It is going to be a hit with our customers. Please do not try to stop us or we will sue you for trespassing.”The helicopter flew away with the purple iceberg, leaving behind a trail of purple liquid that dripped from the claw.The IceX team was stunned and angry. They had just been robbed of their research by a greedy corporation.They wondered what McDonald’s was going to do with the purple iceberg.They soon found out.McDonald’s melted the purple iceberg and used it to make thousands of Grimace Shakes. They distributed them to their customers all over the world, ready for Grimace’s birthday celebration.They also analyzed the substance and found out what it was made of. It was mostly water, sugar, artificial flavoring, coloring, and preservatives. But it also had an unknown component that they could not identify. They called it X-Factor.They did not know what X-Factor was or what it did. But they did not care. They thought it was harmless and beneficial. They thought it gave their shakes a unique taste and texture.They were wrong.X-Factor was actually a virus that infected anyone who consumed the Grimace Shake. It caused severe stomach cramps, vomiting, and unconsciousness within minutes of ingestion. It also spread through contact with bodily fluids or contaminated surfaces.It was highly contagious and lethal.It was called Grimacitis.Grimacitis quickly became a global pandemic that threatened to wipe out humanity.McDonald’s realized their mistake too late. They tried to recall their shakes and warn their customers, but it was futile. The damage was done.They faced lawsuits, protests, boycotts, and attacks from angry people who blamed them for causing the outbreak.But they also had one ally: Grimace himself.Grimace, the purple mascot of McDonald’s, was loyal and faithful to his company and his friends. He believed that the virus was an accident or a sabotage by someone else. He felt sorry and guilty for his fans and friends who got sick or died because of his shake.He decided to stand by McDonald’s and help them find a cure or a vaccine for Grimacitis. He used his influence and popularity to calm down his fans and followers and urge them to trust McDonald’s and follow their instructions.He became known as the spokesperson and ambassador of McDonald’s.McDonald’s appreciated Grimace’s support and friendship. They claimed that he was innocent and unaware of the virus that his shake contained. They said that they were working hard to solve the problem and save lives.But they also had another plan: to break Grimace out of prison.Grimace was arrested and put on trial for his alleged role in the outbreak. He faced charges of mass murder, bioterrorism, and treason. He pleaded not guilty and tried to defend himself, but no one listened to him or believed him.He was sentenced to death by lethal injection.He was taken to death row, where he awaited his execution.He felt alone and betrayed by his own people.He wished he never drank his shake in the first place.But he still had one hope left: Ronald McDonald.Ronald McDonald, the clown mascot and leader of McDonald’s, was Grimace’s best friend and mentor. He was the one who hired him, trained him, and supported him throughout his career. He was the one who gave him his shake as a birthday gift.He was also the one who discovered the virus and tried to stop it. He found out that the virus originated from polluted water that somehow made its way to the purple iceberg. He did not know how or why, but he suspected that someone or something was behind it. He wanted to expose the truth and save the world.He was a hero and a savior.But Grimace did not know that. He still trusted and loved Ronald as his friend. He still hoped that Ronald would save him from his fate.And he was right.Ronald had a plan to break Grimace out of prison and take him to a safe place. He had a team of loyal and skilled agents who were ready to execute his plan. He had a helicopter, a truck, and a boat that were waiting for his signal.He had everything he needed.Except for one thing: time.He had to act fast, before Grimace’s execution date.He had to act now.